February 2012
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Comedy Centrl: Stephen Colbert's Seussian ode to... →
inothernews:
This cashtaculous sellout is not quite enough — I’m demanding more branding of Loraxian stuff! With what you can buy, boy, the sky is the limit — A Filet-O-Fish meal with real hummingfish in it! Filmmakers, get cracking! The market is lacking a splendiferous…
I will admit, this was kinda funny.
To the people that own a fisheye lens…
Imma give you a pair of blackeye lenses for free.
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If you are on God's side reblog this. If you're on...
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Do this shit.
allenpoppin:
rooeeyy:
lovealwayskreshelleashley:
heresthestoryofus:
waychil:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear...
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I wish I had a paintball gun.
That way, when someone shouts out, “THUG LIFE!”, I can tell them: “Ya see, the thing about thugs is…” I whip out a paintball gun and shoot their chest 3 times, and say, “thugs get shot.”
Do I sound like an ass when I tell someone, “You look so cute when you think you know everything.”?
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This stuck out to me.
Thor: I have no plans to die today.
Heimdall: None do.
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POTUS: Never doubt that a group of thoughtful and committed citizens can change the world. You know why?
Will: It's the only thing that ever has.